Every once in a while G comes home from work with little freebies from the companies he deals with at work. Sadly, none of these has ever been an all-expenses-paid trip to Europe for a month or a big fat cash bonus of any sort, but every once in a while it is something that makes us giggle.

This is one of those. It comes to us from a large printing company that G used to deal with before he moved into his current job & that his company still works with. Coincidentally, my father worked for one of its print shops once upon a time. We took these pictures because we thought he'd get a kick out of them, but I just looked at them again & they made me laugh so hard the dog thinks I've gone nuts.

The front? Eh, just one of those cheesy corporate safety slogans.

But the back... Seriously, if you're working at a shop with equipment that could potentially rip your arm off, you shouldn't need to be told not to reach into it while it's running. Just sayin'.