Reading through my friend Matt's blog, I found a link to this site, which evidently assigns blogs a rating based on the words it finds. Here's the rating for my blog:

Mingle² - Online Dating

This was "based on the presence of the following words: punch (1x)."

I LOL'd.

Apparently the rating system doesn't mind the words dammit, kick-ass, shit, and...I can't believe I've been blogging - albeit very sporadically - for nearly two years and haven't used the F-word even once yet. I must be losing my edge in my old age.